This isn't really funny anymore

but what can you do?

Today is May 19. That means that we are closing on onto the halfway point of this year being over and it is STILL doing THIS!

Does the serious sound of my fingers smashing the keyboard in frustration even sound like I am kidding?! Does it?! HUH?

But then again, what can you do? Soon we will be in our blink of an eye summer and frolicking in the dead, drygrass with mosquitoes big enough to hitch to a wagon and drive to work.

HEH!!!! That solves another problem! We'll use mosquitoes hitched to wagons and we can save money up through the summer! Yeah...