I hate you. Oh, yes, I do! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! You may think that 'hate' is an awful, strong word but compared to the other two words (despise and loathe) that ran through my head this morning, hate is rather kind.
You are so deceitful, you and your computer generated flat abbed-thin thighed-shapely armed-self. You tricked me with "fun" activities like slalam skiing, ski jumps, hula hoops, dance step aerobics and sun salutations until, there I sit 50 minutes later wondering when I had started to sweat. Your soothing, gentle voice, encouraging me, drove me to 50 minutes of exercise through games and I woke, this morning, feeling muscles that probably haven't worked since 1989. How dare you trick me that way! You seemed so nice and I fell for it! My, but you are the cunning one, aren't you!?
So... I guess that's it then. There's nothing left to say except...
...I'll see you tonight same wii time, same wii channel. Oh, and this time I promise to not come to you eating a Dairy Queen medium dipped cone. I saw the evil eye you gave me.
Until then I sign off, only grumbling slightly under my breath at you becasue I truly ♥ you; I'm just an ungrateful wretch.
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We're planning on getting a Wii when we get to Manitoba. I'd like a Wii Fit, but there's a gym at the school & it only costs $10/month, so we'll see what happens.
Just wondering if it is gentle... cuz I need gentle fitness due to bad back and knees...
Louise, the level that we are at it is all gentle so far. You can't jump on the machine. It was very low impact (but we just started using it yesterday so i don't know what is in the levels to come)
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