Learning a new dialect

Having a lot of fun with this website I found (well, Natalie sent it to me a while ago) but I am still having fun with it.
Here is me as a Redneck...

Whuffo' Aren Likes th' Library... When Hallie started Kinnergarten ah got th' bright idea thet ah was a-gonna start takin' Aren t'th' library on a regular basis. He absolutely loves it. Whuffo'? He gits t'take his Tonka book bag emppy an' brin' it home full of books. He gits t'run aroun' lookin' at all th' pow'ful right fine posters th' ladies haf on their desks...houn'dogs, Winnie th' Pooh... He carefully an' intensely picks out th' books he will be takin' home fo' th' week. Shet mah mouth! In fack at times it is down right frestratin'. Last week he'd take a book, inspeck th' covah, put it back, grab t'other, inspeck thet covah, put it on th' flore, flip through th' pages ev'ry so offen while still lookin' at books. He will finally find one wo'thy t'brin' home which he will then, finally put in his book bag an' corntinue leafin' through th' one on th' flore while findin' mo'e books t'take. Once done this hyar book, Aren then puts it back on th' she'f. We then ha'f t'go look through th' books thet yern't allered t'take home...th' huge ones thet yo' jest leaf through at th' table they set at. He also loves th' library on account o' yo' kin bet thet he won't be th' only li'l kid thar an'...thet means he has someone t'play wif an', eff'n it is a gal, bat his eyelashes at.

And Jive...
Whuffo' Aren Likes d' Library. Slap mah fro!.. When Hallie started Kinnergarten ah gots d' bright idea det ah wuz a-gonna start takin' Aren t'd' library on some regular basis. He absolutely loves it. Man! Whuffo'? He gits t'snatch his Tonka scribblin' bag emppy an' brin' it crib full uh scribblin's. He gits t'run aroun' lookin' at all d' pow'ful right fine posters d' ladies haf on deir desks...houn'dogs, Winnie d' Pooh. Lop some boogie... He carefully an' intensely picks out d' scribblin's he gots'ta be takin' crib fo' d' week. Ya' know? Shet mah moud! Right on! In fack at times it be waaay down right frestratin'. Last week he'd snatch some scribblin', inspeck d' covah, put it back, grab t'oder, inspeck det covah, put it on d' flo'e, flip drough d' pages ev'ry so's offen while still lookin' at scribblin's. He gots'ta finally find one wo'dy t'brin' crib which he gots'ta den, finally put in his scribblin' bag an' co'ntinue leafin' drough d' one on d' flo'e while findin' mo'e scribblin's t'snatch. Once done dis hyar scribblin', Aren den puts it back on d' she'f. We den ha'f t'go look drough d' scribblin's det yern't allered t'snatch crib...d' huge ones det yo' jest leaf drough at d' table dey set at. Man! He also loves d' library on account o' yo' kin bet det he won't be d' only li'l kid dar an'...det means he gots some sucka t'play wif an', eff'n it be a gal, bat his eyelashes at. Man!

If you're bored or just in the mood to play around with your words take a quick look here for the dialectizer.